Paris Hilton and the coming race riot.
Posted: 07 June 2007 12:53 PM     [ Ignore ]  
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This is a place holder, for a much larger rant coming soon from me.

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Paris Hilton needs to be viciously beaten with a coat hanger Joan Crawford style, for at least two hours.

More later.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 02:18 PM   [ # 1 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Why bother, the judge will just replace it with one of those padded lingerie hangers…

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Posted: 07 June 2007 02:52 PM   [ # 2 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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What I can’t stand is that a person so insulated from real life like PH (I refuse to recognize her name) is *exactly* the kind of person that jail would *actually affect* and deter future behavior.  I’m not even sure whose fault this is, but I am so sick of PH I can’t even be bothered to look up the details and find out.  (Given the technical legal circumstances of the case, it might not have been the judge’s fault, but again, I ain’t bothering to find out.)

Anyway, Hawkes, give voice to my voicelessness, brother, and preach on.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 03:04 PM   [ # 3 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Okay, I lied, bit in all fairness it was right at the top of the Drudge Report.

Blame the Sheriff.  I would post a link but this forum won’t let me.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 03:59 PM   [ # 4 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]  
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From what I understand, she was essentially sent to jail for driving without a license… My brother did that for like 2 years, and he was never sent to jail… I don’t really think she’s getting special treatment; I think the punishment was just too harsh to begin with.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 04:06 PM   [ # 5 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]  
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She was being punished for ignoring her probation for a DUI and driving while suspended and being a total scofflaw.

Probation means you follow the rules.  It means “You should be in jail for this but if you act like a human we will let you off this time”.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 04:20 PM   [ # 6 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]  
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Driving with a suspended license and driving without a license are the same thing.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 05:18 PM   [ # 7 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]  
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She wasn’t locked up for driving with a suspended license or for without a license.  She was locked up for violating her probation.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 06:22 PM   [ # 8 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]  
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Maj Malfunction - 07 June 2007 05:18 PM

She was locked up for violating her probation.

Not just once, but repeatedly, and in several different ways (at the very least two, from what I recall.

You know what probation is?  Probation is please, I promise to be a good boy/girl, and will do X, Y and Z, in return for which you will suspend the jail/prison sentence I would otherwise receive.  She did not accidentally violate probation, she tore her probation into little tiny pieces and tried to shift the blame to others and plead ignorance (which as true as it is, is not a defense).  Time to grow up, take your punishment, and figure out how to not be so stupid in the future.

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Posted: 07 June 2007 06:35 PM   [ # 9 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]  
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(her) PH is out of balance; its getting really funky, get the deodorant!!

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Posted: 08 June 2007 08:55 AM   [ # 10 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]  
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Look up an episode of the Dave Chapple show.  In that episode.  The Black drug dealer is treated like the rich and famous and the rich white guy gets treated like a black drug dealer.  It is so funny.  I will try and find the episode name, see if it’s posted on you tube and post the link here.

As regards to PH.  All it proves is that their are two standards.  One for the rich and one for the poor.  It also prooves that the news media can report any old #### and we’ll watch it.

Hopefully; natural selection will catch up with her and she will be made to read war and peace.  I mean she will be force to learn to read. grin

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Posted: 08 June 2007 09:20 AM   [ # 11 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]  
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Look for season 2 episode 5.  I will try and upload to youtube when the website LOL  is working.

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Posted: 08 June 2007 10:31 AM   [ # 12 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]  
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What’s funny is the video all about it.....:

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Posted: 08 June 2007 10:55 AM   [ # 13 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]  
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Ok, except see: That woman playing Paris? Had a body.. Paris? Not so much..

And yes, I owe you all a rant.. it’s coming it’s coming..

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Posted: 08 June 2007 11:22 AM   [ # 14 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]  
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youtube pull it even though there many other dave chappelle clips.

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Posted: 08 June 2007 12:51 PM   [ # 15 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]  
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DAMN YOU PARIS HILTON!!

I was all set.. I was writing it up, I was going to post it about an hour from now, and you had to GO AND GO BACK TO JAIL!!

Bitch..

Oh well, made my day at least.

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Posted: 08 June 2007 02:00 PM   [ # 16 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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CooperHawkes - 08 June 2007 12:51 PM

DAMN YOU PARIS HILTON!!

I was all set.. I was writing it up, I was going to post it about an hour from now, and you had to GO AND GO BACK TO JAIL!!

Bitch..

Oh well, made my day at least.

Oh, you tease, a written rant is weak sauce compared to your verbal rants.  One of your compadres needs to taunt you with her name next podcast, that should get things going regardless.  cool grin

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Posted: 08 June 2007 04:46 PM   [ # 17 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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Here is a vote on the bbc website regarding whether PH should go to jail.

VOTE RESULTS
Should Paris Hilton serve her sentence in jail?
Yes
93.54%
No
3.80%
Don’t know
2.66%
1580 Votes Cast
Results are indicative and may not reflect public opinion

I think the question should be.  Does Paris Hilton deserve to live.LOL

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Posted: 10 June 2007 08:35 AM   [ # 18 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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Posted: 10 June 2007 10:23 AM   [ # 19 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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CooperHawkes - 07 June 2007 12:53 PM

This is a place holder, for a much larger rant coming soon from me.

The place holder reads:

Paris Hilton needs to be viciously beaten with a coat hanger Joan Crawford style, for at least two hours.


More later.

Hawkes this has been going on some time.
I wish you would both get a room together. May even make a video.

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Posted: 11 June 2007 12:39 AM   [ # 21 ]     [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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Guys, you seem to be forgetting…
She loves the ####.

I guess its from working on that farm…

I bet she does a nice split roast as well.

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