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Top 10 Changes In Planet Of The Apes

Posted by Tom Mason Categories: Editorials, Movies,

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes 2As everyone knows by now, 20th Century Fox has rebooted their nearly-50-year-old Planet Of The Apes franchise with a brand new movie: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.

It monkeys around with Ape continuity, and while respectful to a lot of the original Ape lore, the movie does make some changes to modernize it for a contemporary audience.

We’ve put together a list of the Top 10 of those changes.

10. Sacred Scrolls now on iPad

9. Forbidden Zone is the name of a strip club

8. Hasslein’s Curve used to measure Freida Pinto

7. Ape City demands concessions from unions

6. Apes make a human doll that talks, then sell on Etsy

5. Big Farm Product Placement: Cornelius now called Corn Syrup

4. The Lawgiver joined by Lawtaker-Awayer

3. Fox Tie-In Synergy: Statue of Liberty replaced by statue of Yoda

2. New dialogue: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Serkis!”

And the #1 change in Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes:

1. Rise of apes caused by tax breaks for the rich

[Artwork: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes © 20th Century Fox]



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