What’s the biggest comic book coming out this year? Is it Before Watchmen? AvsX? Archer & Armstrong?

Nope, the most exciting news out of comics this year is that The Situation, the gym-tan-laundry rehabbing co-star of Jersey Shore, is putting out his own series, in association with Wizard.

Not many details have been released about the series yet, but our imbedded industry spies have revealed to Comix 411 that a number of new characters will be debuting.

Here then are the Top 10 new characters featured in The Situation’s upcoming comic:

(10) The Macaroni Rascal

(9) Hook-Up

(8) The Oxycodonor

(7) Agent Orange Skin

(6) Abs-O-Lutely

(5) The Five Fingers

(4) Haterjuicer

(3) Super Sitch

(2) GuidOMG

And the #1 new character appearing in The Situation’s new comic?

(1) Rehabitator

[Artwork: The Situation by Greg Horn]