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Thursday October 4, 2012 2:59 pm

The Lone Ranger: Top 10

Posted by Tom Mason Categories: Editorials, Movies,

Lone Ranger & TontoDisney has released a trailer for their new Lone Ranger movie, coming out in 2013. It’s directed by Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean, Mousehunt), and written by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio (The Mask of Zorro) and Justin Haythe (Revolutionary Road).

The Lone Ranger stars Johnny Depp as Tonto and Armie Hammer as his trusty companion.

After looking at the trailer, here are my thoughts:

10. Klinton Spilsbury is very happy now

9. Cowboy and Alien?

8. Looks like someone did see Barry Sonnenfeld’s Wild, Wild West

7. Keith Richards could be Tonto’s father, too

6. Kemo Sabe is Potawatomi for “Where are the rest of the Village People?”

5. Ichabod Tontohands

4. Cowboys of the Caribbean

3. The Green Hornet movie likes this

2. “Bird-hatting” will totally replace Tebowing and Planking

1. Hi-Yo-Ho-Ho, Silver!

[Artwork: The Lone Ranger and his Bestie, © Disney]



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