Can you imagine if iPhone apps were named after characters from the Marvel Comics Universe? I can...and here they are:

Doctor Bong - A constantly updated map of medical marijuana clinics and how far they are from you right now, man.

Fin Fang Foom - A restaurant locator for sushi bars, steakhouses and White Castles.

Impossible Man - An app for ladies with low self esteem. Automatically uploads photos of wealthy, handsome and available men who just aren’t that into you.

Mr. Fantastic - Lets you enhance photos of your junk before you email them to women you find attractive. Also known as The Favre.

Magneto - Tired of losing your iPhone? This “attractive” app literally magnetizes your iPhone so you can stick it on the refrigerator, the filing cabinet at work or underneath your car.

Zuvembie - A Word-A-Day app for outdated, made-up and useless words. Beta-tested under the name "Sigil."

Man-Thing - Keep track of all your man-stuff; manscaping accessories, fashion tips, grooming updates, tailors, and spas, gyms and squash courts in one handy app for men.
[Note: Giant-Size Man-Thing is available for the iPad for an additional 99¢]

Death’s Head - As soon as a celebrity dies, their head shot is instantly and automatically downloaded to your phone and you get to guess the cause of death.

Hero For Hire - Want to team up with other cosplayers and stalk the night fighting crime and drinking 7-11 coffee? This app has your fellow heroes organized by area code, skill level and imagined powers.

She-Hulk - Need a last minute substitute for your ladies’ softball team? Look no further than this database app of the best available players. Pick from a variety of categories including horseshoers, bodybuilders, gym teachers and more.

Super-Adaptoid - A handy app for the business traveler on the go. This allows your iPhone charger to work in any power outlet in any country, provided TSA lets you take it on the plane.

The Recorder - Forgetful? Need to write things down? Not a problem. The Recorder lets your iPhone start recording the second you open your mouth. Whatever you say can be used to help you.

Uatu - The long-awaited sequel to Uat. ‘Nuff said.

[Artwork: iPhone]