Fierce dresser Kelly Osbourne wants a boob job. But not right now.

The 24-year-old presenter is planning to undergo breast augmentation when her body starts showing signs of aging, but she has no plans to get any more tattoos.

“When my boobs get saggy I will have them lifted. I don’t want my nipples facing the floor. But I definitely don’t want anymore tattoos. I hate the one I have of a keyboard—I want it gone. I have actually looked into removing it. I don’t even know how to play a piano. I had it done when I was really drunk.”

Although Kelly is considering plastic surgery herself, she has slammed teenagers who go under the surgeon’s knife to improve their appearance: “It bugs me that in Los Angeles, girls as young as 15 have boob jobs and put stuff in their lips. It is so wrong. I like someone with a messed up nose, it means they aren’t just a perfect cardboard cut-out.”

That’s a lot, coming from someone who’s dating a model.

Kelly may not approve of young girls having cosmetic enhancements, but she understands why her mother, Sharon Osbourne, has had several procedures.

“Plastic surgery works for someone like my mum. It has changed her life. It gave her that last bit of confidence she needed. I think she looks beautiful. But some people do go too far—I hate people with Sellotape faces.”

Wasn’t Kelly just complaining about her mom’s plastic surgery?