Sandy, my darling - you hurt me real bad. You know it’s true. But honey, you gotta believe me when I say…this outfit is beneath you.

It’s hard to decide what I hate more here: the Valentine’s-Day-threw-up-on-me dress or the boots Sandra Bullock paired with it.

The movie may be called All About Steve, but last night’s premiere was definitely all about her.

(Make sure to check out our other questionable outfits.)