Apparently, Michael Lohan ran out of taped conversations of himself and daughter Lindsay (you remember her - she used to be a movie star). Now, he’s revealing talks he shared with Jon Gosselin, infamous father of eight. And while I haven’t heard them, I bet there’s no missing minutes on these tapes.

It’s handy that Michael Lohan never forgets to turn his equipment on when he’s chatting over serious matters with friends and family. Somebody please give this guy a job. He’s desperate to be a star.

“I mean, I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It’s disgusting,” Jon Gosselin laments at one point during the taped conversation. There are so many problems with this statement, we don’t have time to go over them all.

Michael Lohan taped conversations with his daughter, leaked them to the press and continually perpetuates her image as a tabloid queen (and once she was a bankable Hollywood star…how sad). Jon Gosselin isn’t concerned with exploiting his kids - so long as they get paid properly for it.

So…who’s the worse father?