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Saturday July 11, 2009 4:09 pm

Match.com Ads for Kate and Jon Gosselin

Now that pictures of Jon Gosselin with a new girlfriend have surfaced, it’s time to take a look at what the reality star - and his soon-to-be ex-wife - are looking for in a partner.

In the clip above for “Match.com,” a look-alike explains that her man would have to appreciate “backward mullets.” She would also like to find someone who loves “Chocolate World, casual wear from Chicos, skorts..and doesn’t mind stretch marks.  An obscene amount of stretch marks.”

So what qualities would Jon seek in a woman? Find out after the jump.

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“I wanna meet someone who’s haircut is symmetrical, who likes Bluetooths, Ed Hardy t-shirts, tractors and doesn’t mind that I already have eight half-white babies,” the Gosselin look-alike explained.

He wants someone who can help mother eight kids? Then maybe he should avoid dating 22-year-olds…



Emmanuel Emmanuel 9/20/14 8:01 am

It appears she’s got a lot of stretch marks. She looks pretty though.

Stretch Marks Stretch Marks 9/24/14 4:06 am

This place is an amazing find! Is the shop actually fully functional or is it just for show?

All the best,
< a href=“http://www.stretchmarkshop.com”>Stretch Marks</a>


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