I’ll take Megan Fox’s tattoo honoring Mickey Rourke over Jon Gosselin’s gigantic tattoo closely resembling an Ed Hardy design any day.

The former reality star and ex-husband of Kate Gosselin claims that the tattoo has been in the works, and is a symbol of his rebirth: “I have planned this tattoo for years now. I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me… The dragon is all encompassing. It has all parts of the zodiac.”

He says it’s a symbol of rebirth; I say it’s a way to get back in the spotlight (I mean, if Miley Cyrus is doing it...).