Doesn’t everyone want to have a little tiger blood running through their veins? Thanks to Harcos Labs, now everyone can. We’re about to buy a Winning 6-Pack of the specially-blended brew right now.

Every word out of Charlie Sheen’s mouth has been rabidly followed, re-Tweeted and reported by the press, and one of his more shining nuggets of wisdom has revolved around “tiger blood.” It is this, by the way, which makes Sheen so superior to others.

The Harcos version of tiger blood is “made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

Totally. And before you start thinking you can, as the product description suggests, “take more drugs than anyone can survive,” a disclaimer: Harcos is clear to point out that “we don’t know what banging 7 gram rocks means” and adds “don’t do drugs.”

Indeed. Drink tiger blood instead.