One day, this whole thing is going to become a movie. If only Shakespeare hadn’t already taken the title “The Comedy of Errors.” The Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark has been delayed for the fifth time… so that the entire, $65-million monster can be completely overhauled.

Say what?! The show has been notoriously plagued with problems, but this last decision comes as a shock. Color us surprised to learn of this recent decision to push opening back another three months -- because opening night was scheduled for March 15 two months ago.

No one’s even offering a firm date at this point, but sources say the show won’t be ready until “at least June.” Yowzah.

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark hasn’t officially opened, but it has staged a whopping 99 preview performances (more than any other Broadway show in history), and it’s making a ton of money. In light of all the injuries and delays, maybe it’s best if this one languishes in pre-production purgatory for another two years before it quietly vanishes.